01 · Etymology WordplayFinds two English words that sound or look similar.Declares that they were originally the same thing.Does not check the actual etymology.
e.g. SUN ↔ SON · EARTH ↔ HEART · CLAUSTRUM ↔ CLAUS (SANTA)
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02 · Number MatchingRuns an arbitrary rule over a count, such as the number of vertebrae or an atomic number.Tunes the calculation until it lands on a target number like 666 or 33.The rule is chosen after the fact to fit the conclusion.
e.g. 33 vertebrae = Jesus at age 33 = 33rd degree of Freemasonry · 911 → IXXI · Carbon's 6 protons, 6 neutrons, 6 electrons
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03 · Shape MatchingFinds a common shape, such as a cube or a round hole, in logos, buildings, and natural phenomena.Declares them the same symbol just because the shapes resemble each other.Never asks how common that shape actually is in the world.
e.g. Saturn's hexagonal vortex = the black cube = the Kaaba = a graduation mortarboard · The firmament (dome) = the Freemasons' Royal Arch = a courtroom ceiling = the Disney logo · The Holy Grail = the polar vortex = the torus's central axis
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04 · Body = Sky = ScripturePlaces a body organ, a position in the sky, and a place name from scripture side by side in one table, then draws an equals sign across all three columns.This table forms the backbone of the whole document.
e.g. Nazareth = the brain, the Jordan River = the spinal cord, Bethlehem = the sacrum · The 12 disciples = the 12 cranial nerves = the 12 zodiac signs · The two angels on the Ark of the Covenant = the two brain hemispheres
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05 · Myth Comparison TableLines up gods from different eras and regions, such as Horus, Mithras, and Jesus, in a single table.Uses the table's 'common features' to imply a single origin.The source of those common features usually goes unstated.
e.g. A comparison table of Horus, Jesus, Mithras, Buddha, Krishna, and Hermes (12 disciples, virgin birth, resurrection after three days) · The 'disk-shaped' commonality among Hebrew, Tibetan, Mayan, and Norse cosmologies · Swastika motifs found around the world
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06 · Reading the Body as AllegoryRereads a biblical event not as historical fact but as something happening inside the body.For example, reads the conquest of Canaan as overcoming bad habits.Leaves no way to prove this reading wrong.
e.g. The command to destroy the Canaanites → overcoming one's lower nature · Moses crossing the Red Sea → the shift from the left brain to the right (via the corpus callosum) · Jesus's three days of death → the period the oil rests in the sacrum
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