BodyChrist Oil
Christ Oil
Also called: Sacred Secretion · Chrism
A mysterious secretion said to come from the brain's claustrum.In this narrative, it is a map that draws the whole life of Jesus inside the body.

Established facts
The claustrum is a thin sheet of gray matter between the cerebral cortex and the basal ganglia.Its thickness varies from person to person, and its exact function is still unknown.There is a hypothesis linking it to consciousness, but it remains unproven.There is no anatomical evidence that the claustrum secretes any hormone or fluid.Cerebrospinal fluid is a real fluid, but it is produced by the choroid plexus inside the brain's ventricles.The concept of "Christ oil" first appeared in a 1920s book by George W.Carey and Inez Perry.
The oil descends from the brain, rests three days in the sacrum, and rises again to awaken in the pineal gland.
In this narrativeThe journey of Joseph and Mary
The oil made by the claustrum splits in two1.The pineal gland is Joseph, and the pituitary gland is Mary1.The two oils travel down the spine and rest for three days at the sacrum2.The spine is the Jordan River, and the sacrum is Bethlehem1.When the oil rises again and meets in the brain, that is the birth of Christ1.Even the name "Santa Claus" is said to come from the claustrum1.
The table that assigns a biblical figure to each organ in the brain, drawn out.
In this narrativeThe day the moon enters
This oil flows strongest when the moon enters the sign it was born under1.If semen is not spilled that day, the oil returns to the brain1.The oil mixes with serotonin and DMT in the hypothalamus and lingers there for two and a half days2.When it finally bursts into "a thousand lights" in the visual thalamus, that is enlightenment2.A 1920s book by George W.Carey and Inez Perry is the original source of this story1.
In this narrativeOne body, many names
The Hindu lotus, Buddhism, and the myth of Mu all point to the same process1.Kundalini and the Djed pillar are different names for the same biology2.Much of the key evidence is locked behind a paywall, available only if you buy the book2.The practice is fasting when the moon enters and following a set breathing method3.
In this narrativeAn oil that was never actually matter
Cerebrospinal fluid is a clear liquid closer to blood plasma, not an oil2.It is produced not by the claustrum but by the choroid plexus in the brain's ventricles2."Christ" is not a bodily secretion but a word for the rite of anointing with oil by hand1."Santa Claus" comes not from the claustrum but from the Dutch Sinterklaas1.The count of 33 vertebrae comes from counting the sacrum and coccyx individually, bones that fuse together in adulthood1.This story's roots are not ancient knowledge but writings from the 1920s onward1.
Connected concepts
- Pineal Gland →The final place the oil reaches, after rising and falling, is the pineal gland.The oil story's destination is the pineal gland.
- The Number 33 →The path the oil climbs is 33 vertebrae.The number 33 becomes this oil's channel.
- Kundalini →Raising kundalini through white tantric intercourse is said to bring this oil all the way to the pineal gland.
- Semen Retention →Guarding one's semen is presented as the condition for returning the oil to the brain.
- Freemasonry →The rank name Masonic 33rd degree is read as pointing to this same count of vertebrae the oil climbs.
Leads here fromBody as Bible MapJacob's LadderLucid Dreaming and DMT